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Do you guys need any tutors for football?

What's more important in cheerleading—the cheering or the leading?

Dude! Are you as pumped up about this game as I am? High five, Dude!

Do you know how much jail time a guy would have to serve if he beat up a mascot?

If I had a ferret in my room, is there anything I can do to, like, limit the stink?
Do you have anything to eat?

Quick question: Do you know how much beer it takes to get a blue whale drunk? I need to know by 5:00.

We were down at the quad playing Ultimate Frisbee. Is there any way we can get some sort of, like, credit for that?

Can Athlete's Foot catch on fire?

Do you guys rent DVDs? Because I want to watch Ghostbusters because T. Bone down at the hall said Steadman Hall was haunted.

I was wondering if you could assist me with my PhD in neuroscience—I'm looking for a book on etymology.

I need to get some information on the health effects of eating ramen noodles for 17 days in a row.

So we were down at the quad and we’re totally hanging out and then these people come running over and we're like, “Oh, my God,” and then the sirens come on and the cops bust out like everywhere and like—oh, my God, I totally forgot my question.