American Libraries

Card Player #1: You have a MasterCard?

Card Player #2: Go fish.

Card Player #1: Blockbuster Rewards Card?

Card Player #2: A) Go Fish B) Go fish C) Go fish D) All of the above.

Card Player #1: Mass transit card? You’ve got to have a mass transit card. How did you get here? Do you have a Topps rookie Bill Buckner baseball card?

Card Player #2: Fill in the blank: Go ______.

Card Player #1: Did you bring cards? Healthcare card—nobody has those. Lyme disease free card? You're not lyme disease free? Do you have a Communist Party member card? Really? Magic: The Gathering gamers card? Myrtle Beach Nudist Club card? Ace of spades? Do you have a Happy Arbor's Day Hallmark Card?

Card Player #2: Go fish.

Card Player #1: Do you have a library card? Do you, punk?

Card Player #2: Yeah, I got a library card. Who doesn't?