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Posted June 23rd, 2009 by Greg
McDonald’s Drive Through: Welcome to McDonald’s. Can I take your order?
Customer: Hi. Yeah, can I get a copy of the Collected Works of Edgar Allen Poe, John Coltrane’s Ascension on CD, the first season of Who's the Boss? on DVD, the 1967 Medical Journal of Abnormal Groin Injuries, throw in a couple copies magazines with Johnny Depp on the cover—it doesn't matter which ones—and a copy of How to Meet Women in Strange Places. So are you busy tonight? Thank you. I'm loving it! Time to feed the old McBrain with some McLiterature. Super size me. Oh, man—they screwed up my order. I don't even like poodles.
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